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A Florida man has a birthday party, an anti-abortion activist pickles fetuses, Goblin Mode is a thing and a park pass you can’t use until you’re dead. And did somebody say Deltona Beef? Get Lost!

Scott is on vacation so Jeremiah calls in a favor to his old friend Clompers to fill in. Things go awry. Special thanks to The Butcher and Sonic Jalopy for their heartfelt song Ode to Clompers. We miss you Clompers. Get Lost!

A confused microwave, a wank booth for a work perk jerk, a big gay dog, Telegram’s oopsie and naughty license plates. Get Lost!

Stolen heads, deadly snowball fights, past-due laws and the worthlessness of the Ruble round out Headlines this week. This week we also welcome the return of the AAA segment and talk roadkill. In Web Droppings, it’s OnlyFans to the rescue. Get Lost!

Disney’s gay conundrum, poutine, violent turkeys, space sex studies, earth sex statistics, an unwanted attic-dwelling simp, mass possession and a new club thumper from Sonic Jalopy. Get Lost!

This week, Scott has a theory about windows and ghosts, the Nintendo generation is weak, NFT vending machines, Canadian Valentine’s redo and more silly bullet points. In Web Droppings, a U.S. House candidate gets sassy drunk at a middle school party and the Metaverse is exactly as terrible as everybody assumed it would be. Get…
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Bullet points galore! Bird songs, bologna beauty masks, child labor, Jason Mantzoukas is a dick, the Jeff Daniels worm, purchasing children at Walmart, litter boxes in schools, grilled Meatloaf and the TSA’s top 10 confiscated items of 2021. In Web Droppings, we’ve got hard drive-sniffing dogs, a real life Weekend at Bernie’s, a new way…
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RadioShack, book burning, feline arsonists and SQUIRRELS! Get Lost!

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